"I don't know what to do with #mittens," said the Muse, forlorn. "They're soft and fluffy and just– mittens."

"Could they be demonic mittens?" the Writer asked.

Dangling innocently from their yarn loop, they were decidedly unpossessed.

"Some #vss365 aren't meant to be…"

— Martha Bechtel (@MarthaBechtel) April 25, 2020