Gate Team 5 vs. the Space Bunnies! (Stargate Atlantis)

Originally Posted: Sep. 12th, 2006
Length/Rating: 100 words, PG, Gen
Pairing/Warnings: none
Summary: I blame nmdrkangl for this one. Script format, but still 100 words counting all the names. Ha! (AU: Imaginary Gate Team 5)

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Amy: Look! Bunnies!
Steven: What!? Where– oh. Those aren’t bunnies.
Amy: They’re bunny-shaped, bunny-acting, therefore they’re bunnies.
Steven: But–
Trisha: Look, we can’t keep naming everything we see, just call them bunnies.
Steven: But–
Matt: If they’re bunnies, can we eat them?
Amy: Hey!
Matt: I’m hungry.
Ant: Can we at least make sure they aren’t poisonous first?
Trisha: Good point.
Steven: Does it worry anyone else that we’re eating random alien wildlife?
Matt: Alien bunnies.
Amy: Bunnies in Spaaaaaaaace!
Trisha: You realize this is why we get all the boring missions, right?
Matt: It’s wabbit hunting season!
Trisha: *sighs*

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