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Lawyer Jokes (Stargate Atlantis)

Posted on May 1, 2017December 5, 2018 by Martha Bechtel

Originally Posted: Aug. 25th, 2006
Length/Rating: 100 words, PG, Gen
Pairing/Warnings: none
Summary: Some things might be best left behind.

“STARGATE ATLANTIS”, “STARGATE SG-1” and other related entities are owned, (TM) and © by MGM TELEVISION and DOUBLE SECRET PRODUCTION in association with GEKKO FILMS and THE SCIFI CHANNEL. All rights reserved. No copyright infringement is intended nor implied.

Elizabeth never thought she’d have to explain lawyers.

Of all the things they’d left behind, the convoluted legal system was one of the things she missed least. But Zelenka’s comment and Teyla’s curiosity had spawned a growing ‘debate’.

Teyla appeared to understand until they expanded into corrupt defense attorneys and corporate trial lawyers. It didn’t help that Rodney was (unexpectedly) vehemently anti-lawyer, while John had been pre-law at some point in his meandering college adventures.

Add one marine court martial survivor, two divorced biologists, and a ‘hey, my sister’s a lawyer you creeps’ lieutenant… and things went downhill from there.

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Posted in Fan Fiction, WritingTagged Fanfic: Stargate Atlantis, Length: Drabble (100 words)

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