Originally Posted: Aug. 7th, 2008
Length/Rating: 100 words, PG, Gen
Pairing/Warnings: none
Summary: Written for sga_flashfic Role Reversal Challenge. I blame my Silly!Muse. *solemn nod*

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“Oh no, hell no.” The Genii soldier was furious, “You show up, guns blazing, waking up Wraith that we finally had under control, kidnap an entire civilization-”

“We volunteered!” Teyla objected.

“–turn Wraith into humans–”

“And back.” Though Carson didn’t sound much happier about it than their captors.

“–and back. You stole ZPMs from children, brought Wraith down on countless innocents, destroyed balances we’ve worked centuries to reach. You– you,” he raised his gun, “are going home.”

“But we came in peace!” Rodney spluttered. “You can’t just–”

“HOME.”

And the Pegasus Galaxy lived happily ever after.