Originally Posted: Jan. 30th, 2006
Length/Rating: 100 words, PG, Gen
Pairing/Warnings: none
Summary: Fame is not always a good thing.

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The Goblin King was getting tired of babies.

True, the goblins were amusing, but it was so rare that he got to keep the squalling bundles of misery long enough to complete the spell. Thanks to that horrid movie he was now beset with siblings who wanted to run the Labyrinth to win them back.

The book had been bad enough, but the movie? Jareth glared angrily at the three current brats that his minions were entertaining. If they didn’t want them, why did they always try and get them back?

Damn David Bowie and damn these blasted Mary Sues.