Originally Posted: Aug. 11th, 2008
Length/Rating: 100 words, PG, Gen
Pairing/Warnings: none
Summary: Written for drabbles Day 21 Prompts: Setting: Hospital/Clinic.

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“Shh, I’m hiding.”

Wilson raised an eyebrow at House’s overly-dramatic explanation of why he was limping around in the dark. “In your office?”

“No, in your office, I was just nipping in for something to read.” House rummaged through his desk.

“You are not hiding out in my office.”

“Well not yet, obviously, but give me a minute– ah, there we go.” He waved the magazine triumphantly.

“You have porn.”

“Yes.”

“In your office.”

“Technically no, I’ll have it in your office, thus thwarting whatever it is I’m thwarting today.”

“House.”

“Remember, you saw nothing!”

“If only that were true.”