Originally Posted:  Jul. 31st, 2008
Length/Rating: 100 words, PG, Gen
Pairing/Warnings: none
Summary:  Written for tw100 Challenge 84: Replacement.

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“You want me to what?”

“Just for a day?” Rhys sighed at Ianto’s frown. “Just for a morning then? They wouldn’t notice the replacement, not the way you cook.”

“It’s not cooking–”

“Some alien gadget then–”

“–it’s brewing.”

“–and it would be good for them.” Rhys proffered the deceptively cheerful tin. “Ianto…”

“You’ve never seen Jack before his morning cup.”

“And I don’t want to, trust me on that, I just–”

“Sorry, but asking them to save the world on decaf is out of the question.” Ianto crossed his arms, resolutely defending the espresso machine.