Originally Posted: Feb. 22nd, 2007
Length/Rating: 100 words, PG, Gen
AU: The Secret Lives of Superheroes
Pairing/Warnings: none
Summary: Possession is nine tenths of the law.

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To his credit, it only took Xander three days to figure out the car was haunted. Faith stubbornly maintained that the mustang’s obsession with Christian radio was a dead giveaway (pun intended), but she admitted later, under duress, it’d taken her over a month to come to the same conclusion.

Two towns, a Wal-Mart, and an Ouija board later, the mustang had kicked them both out with a snarl of Christian rock and a chorus featuring hellfire and damnation.

It was the first time Xander had ever apologized to a car; he had a feeling it wouldn’t be the last.