Originally Posted: Feb. 8th, 2007
Length/Rating: 100 words, PG, Gen
Summary: Written for the sga_flashfic Sickness challenge. I blame the comments on the Mod post and my Silly!Muse. What else need to be said? ^_~
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“…they got sick and everybody died. The End.”
“Rodney!” John dragged him out of earshot before the kids started crying. Again.
“What? It’s true,” Rodney snorted. “Ashes, ashes–”
“Remember five minutes ago? When you promised me you’d stop terrifying innocent children?”
“Which obviously doesn’t apply here, because A) they’ve already been terrified by Ford’s abysmal singing and B) they’ve given half of Atlantis chicken pox. Chicken pox is not innocent.”
“Besides, I’m not the one teaching them plague songs.”
“Fine-fine.” Rodney muttered, “but next time Ford is reading them ‘Carson and the Magic Cow Pox’.”