I Call It Lunch (Stargate Atlantis)

Originally Posted: Oct. 17th, 2006
Length/Rating: 100 words, PG, Gen
Pairing/Warnings: none
Summary: GT5 vs The Smeerps! (I blame the Turkey City Lexicon. *nod**nod* And my SillyMuse ‘o course. ^_~)

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[Scene: Peaceful meadow on M37-965, GATE TEAM 5 strolls along a dirt path on their way back to the stargate. Small fuzzy brown smeerps hop blissfully among the flowers.]

Amy: Look! Bunnies!
Steven: What? Where– oh. Those aren’t bunnies.
Amy: They’re bunny-shaped, bunny-acting, therefore they’re bunnies.
Steven: But–
Trisha: Look, we can’t keep naming everything we see, just call them bunnies.
Steven: But–
Matt: If they’re bunnies, can we eat them?
Amy: Hey!
Matt: I’m hungry.
Ant: Can we at least make sure they aren’t poisonous first?
Trisha: Good point.
Steven: Does it worry anyone else that we’re eating random alien wildlife?
Matt: Alien bunnies.
Amy: Bunnies. In. Spaaaaaaaace!
Trisha: You realize this is why we get all the boring missions, right?
Matt: (sings) Kill da Wabbit! Kill the Wabbit!
Trisha: *sighs*

[And fade to black…]

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