“If anyone asks, I was never here.”

“You’re not serious?” She pointed at the string of security cameras that ringed the gas pumps.

“Ah, okay, I was here but tell them I’m going south.”

“You can’t go south, the road runs east and west.”

“West then.”

“There’s only one road and you came from the west.”

“…I don’t suppose you’d like to take up Villainous Minioning? I have an opening–”

“No.”