I do not want to buy Facebook friends.

My readers do not want to buy Facebook friends.

I cannot conceive of why anyone would want to buy Facebook friends. Sure, it’s nice to see big number under ‘people who like me’, but honestly all I have to do is tell people that if they like my store I’ll friend them on Farmville and I’m set.

So stop trying to leave comments hawking something that I am pretty sure no one wants. Akismet has blocked 18,550 spam comments so far— if you didn’t get approved before, why the heck would you keep trying??

Kthnbai.

*mutters*