Dear Spammers (RE: Facebook Friends)

I do not want to buy Facebook friends.

My readers do not want to buy Facebook friends.

I cannot conceive of why anyone would want to buy Facebook friends. Sure, it’s nice to see big number under ‘people who like me’, but honestly all I have to do is tell people that if they like my store I’ll friend them on Farmville and I’m set.

So stop trying to leave comments hawking something that I am pretty sure no one wants. Akismet has blocked 18,550 spam comments so far— if you didn’t get approved before, why the heck would you keep trying??

Kthnbai.

*mutters*

Martha Bechtel

My name is Martha Bechtel and I write fantasy and science fiction stories, paint small model horses silly colors, cast resin and plaster magnets, code random code (and Wordpress plugins)... Come on in and join in the fun!

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