I do not like you Spam-I-Am.
I hate your stupid daily spam.

I do not want your stupid posts!
I won’t approve them, no I won’t!
I will not let them linger on,
Watch me delete them– poof they’re gone!

I would forgive you Spam-I-Am,
If only you left single spams.
But no! Why one when you can make,
A hundred comments in one take?

Akismet keeps me from your wrath,
But ne’er this spam shall be the last.
Why can’t you find another way,
To sell your wares and have your say?

I do not like you Spam-I-Am.
Just take the hint you jerk and SCRAM!

*mutter*