*sings*

Stone Soup
Splitting hairs and splitting atoms,
You play Eve and I’ll play Adam,
Boil the water, splice the genes,
A Stone* is all soup ever needs.

Can’t you hear the planet yearning?
Time to start those home fires burning!
Pass the salt and pass the carbon,
We’ll bake until the cell walls harden.

[Because random songs are what Friday’s need. *nods solemnly]
[* where Stone = values of 2001 obelisk]