“Alright, so think about it like this: if you don’t do what I want, I’m going to kill your dog.”
“I don’t have a dog.”
“And by ‘dog’ I mean ‘brother’.”
“Or a brother.”
“Close family members?”
“I’m an orphan.”
“Girlfriend?”
“Boyfriend, and no.”
“Well damn, you’re not making this easy.”
“We could always start dating, then you could kidnap yourself.”
“As tempting as that is… no.”
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This amuses me greatly, and I would love to see more of it.
Oh good grief, don’t encourage them! >.< ;; *baps fictives as they start bribing the plot bunnies*