“I can’t believe I let you talk me into this.”

“Right, because ‘What was that?’ is such a convincing argument.”

“Yes, but when you say it like Cthulhu’s crawling out of the sink behind you it’s a tad more commanding than normal.”

“Well he was.”

“See? It’s irrational statements like that that cause adventures like these. Quid pro quo: All your fault.”

“I’m pretty sure that’s the wrong bit of Latin.”

“Do you speak Latin?”

“Not last time I checked–”

“Then what does it matter? Ah-ha! See? It’s just a giant squid.”

…

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!”