“I can’t believe I let you talk me into this.”
“Right, because ‘What was that?’ is such a convincing argument.”
“Yes, but when you say it like Cthulhu’s crawling out of the sink behind you it’s a tad more commanding than normal.”
“Well he was.”
“See? It’s irrational statements like that that cause adventures like these. Quid pro quo: All your fault.”
“I’m pretty sure that’s the wrong bit of Latin.”
“Do you speak Latin?”
“Not last time I checked–”
“Then what does it matter? Ah-ha! See? It’s just a giant squid.”
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“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!”
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