Jon: … You know, I’m not sure it counts as a novel if none of the pieces match up. *eyes the chaos of Day 6 storylines*
Writer: I’m in a nonlinear mood, so sue me.
Jon: And I’m pretty sure the judges aren’t going to count you talking to yourself as a valid wordcount.
Writer: Oh ye of little faith.
Jon: I have plenty of faith, just not in your ability to pass off a pile of colored glass as a stained-glass window.
Writer: It just needs soldering, is all. *pulls out welding mask* Behold!
Jon: So I take it today is going to be spent outlining?
Jon: Right, I’ll be on the couch then. *wanders off to restock the endless cooler and grab a TV Guide*