Jon: Wow, I think I’m actually impressed with how much you haven’t written. *pokes wordcount*

Writer: Well now that I know that what I thought was the plot was only the first half–

Jon: Third.

Writer: –third of what I was actually writing, it makes a lot more sense now. *pause* Sort of.

Jon: I don’t care if it makes sense or not, I just want something to do. Booooored.

Writer: Says the slacker.

Jon: I’m not a slacker, I’m differently-motivated.

Writer: *sigh*