Jon: Wow, I think I’m actually impressed with how much you haven’t written. *pokes wordcount*
Writer: Well now that I know that what I thought was the plot was only the first half–
Writer: –third of what I was actually writing, it makes a lot more sense now. *pause* Sort of.
Jon: I don’t care if it makes sense or not, I just want something to do. Booooored.
Writer: Says the slacker.
Jon: I’m not a slacker, I’m differently-motivated.