Save me! (Dogs of the Never Never)

Writer: So tell me a story.

Jon: Why?

Writer: I’m bored.

Jon: Doesn’t this work the other way ’round?

Writer: Normally? Nope. *tosses popcorn at him* Entertain me!

Jon: You just want the TV remote.

Writer: You’re watching American Idol. *pause* American Idol reruns.

Jon: *settles into couch happily*

Writer: I’m not watching this, now gimme.

Jon: *sits on remote* Make me.


Jon: *smug*

Writer: You are the most annoying fictive I’ve ever met.

Jon: Ha! Victory is mine!

Writer: … You are never allowed to watch Family Guy again.

Jon: My remote, my rules.

Writer: Dogs! Help me!

Dogs: *amused doggie grins*

Writer: I hate you all.

Jon: November is going to rock. *channel surfs using the annoying ‘if I hear more than one syllable I’ve paused too long’ method*

Writer: … *whimper*

Martha Bechtel

My name is Martha Bechtel and I write fantasy and science fiction stories, paint small model horses silly colors, cast resin and plaster magnets, code random code (and Wordpress plugins)... Come on in and join in the fun!

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