*sings* Shiva daPuppy!

Shiva daPuppy!
Can she chew it?
Shiva daPuppy!
Yes she can!

Cords, shoes and laptops,
And glasses too.
Plastic and cardboard,
Bed frames, woo!
Things you can chew
oh so much fun.
Small puppy teeth,
They get the job done.

Shiva daPuppy!
Can she chew it?
Shiva daPuppy!
Yes she can!

Paper and books,
Pencils and glue.
All are in pieces
When puppies are through.

Shiva daPuppy!
Can she chew it?
Shiva daPuppy!
Yes she can!

Today’s song is brought to you by the small ball of white fluff that has eaten my laptop cord…

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8 responses to “*sings* Shiva daPuppy!”

  1. dawnmipb Avatar

    *wince*

    Does your warranty cover chewing?

    I hope?

    1. Martha Bechtel Avatar

      Sadly no, Acts of Ninja!Puppies are not covered under the manufacturer’s warranty. You’d think they would have taken Ninjas into account, but I suppose, like Pirates, they are too wily and unpredictable.

      But Sven is safe (if cordless and slightly dented) so all is well. Or it will be well after I hit best buy and get him a new power cord. *sighs*

    1. Martha Bechtel Avatar

      She has reached new level of Stealth!Puppy in her Ninja training… the scary part is that the cord was plugged in and arcing when I found it this morning. How she managed to not set the house on fire, I’ll never know. *shakes head*

      Ah well, at least Sven!Laptop made it out okay, he just lost his cord and has a few new dents. ^_^ (whew!)

      1. nmdrkangl Avatar

        *arcing!*

        looks like shiva has a few points in invulerability to energy weapons.

        1. Martha Bechtel Avatar

          Ya know, ya have to wonder. I meant she didn’t chew and stop when she hit the exposed wires… she kept chewing. It’s basically gnawed through in four places almost to the point where there is one strand of the twist-wire holding it together.

          Then again, I’ve had electrically resistant house bunnies too, so I guess I should be so surprised. ^_^;;

  2. nmdrkangl Avatar

    did shivaDapuppy learn how to fly?

    1. Martha Bechtel Avatar

      Nonono, Shiva’s do not need to learn how to fly. I have a hard enough time when she’s on the ground! ^_^;;

      But alas, she is no more a Bed!Doggie, she is once again a Crate!Doggie. Alas.

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