Mighty Minor Deity (to the Tune of ‘Modern Major General’)

I am the very model of a Mighty Minor Deity.
I’ve minions, temples, paladins, and everyone’s afraid of me.
I know the way of wierding and the spells to charm a foe (or two)
From dragons black as midnight to the denizens of Snowball-U
I’m very well acquainted with, the matters metaphysical,
I understand the wardings and the symbols (oh so mystical)
I lack corporal therom, but I’m teeming with a lot ‘o views,
Hmmm… a lot ‘o views…
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse!


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