Mighty Minor Deity (to the Tune of ‘Modern Major General’)

I am the very model of a Mighty Minor Deity.
I’ve minions, temples, paladins, and everyone’s afraid of me.
I know the way of wierding and the spells to charm a foe (or two)
From dragons black as midnight to the denizens of Snowball-U
I’m very well acquainted with, the matters metaphysical,
I understand the wardings and the symbols (oh so mystical)
I lack corporal therom, but I’m teeming with a lot ‘o views,
Hmmm… a lot ‘o views…
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse!

Martha Bechtel

My name is Martha Bechtel and I write fantasy and science fiction stories, paint small model horses silly colors, cast resin and plaster magnets, code random code (and Wordpress plugins)... Come on in and join in the fun!

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