“I think I would rather be kidnapped.”
“No you don’t.”
“Yes I do, they were going to take me home.”
“They were going to kill you.”
“I could have asked the horses to carry us.”
“You don’t know how to ride one!”
“They would have gone slow”
“That’d sorta kill the whole ‘escaping’ idea, now wouldn’t it?”
“I don’t want to escape! Besides, you’re one of the buy guys.”
“Was one.”
“You’re just kidnapping me from the people who kidnapped me!”
“Fine, I’m kidnapping you, now shutup.”
“I.. oh hell.”